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its definitely something, though
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Rules to follow when bar-tending St. Paddy’s Day:
- Don’t take a shot with everyone, EVERYTIME
- Listen to your friends warnings about taking too many shots
After briefly losing consciousness at dinner, Dave rallied for another hour before accepting defeat.
In this photo, we will find our friend Dave on the floor of the Radisson Suites hotel in Kalamazoo. His current resources are:
- 1 Hotel Pillow
- 1 Hotel Light Blanket
- 1 Bed Footer Accent
Our boy was prepared here, and I think we all give the man credit when credit is due. Cheers!
Dave is definitely a creature of comfort. In this photo we will find Dave resting on an ottoman after an extremely straining road trip. Not many can stay awake 2 hours and 15 mins in a car ALL AT ONCE. Cheers, my friend. Keep setting the bar whenever you can.
Bold choices are made by bold people. Who would want to sleep in an arm chair (to Dave’s right), or a king size bed (to Dave’s left)? We all could really learn a thing or two here, maybe.
1. Eat Reese’s then pass out on floor
2. Get mad at everyone when they try to wake you up at 9pm on your best friend’s birthday gathering in another state
3. Sleep through the entire car ride home to Chicago
Big props to Kelley for balancing a TV on Dave’s torso. One wrong move either would result in a broken monitor, or a fat bottom lip
Dave LOVES his vegetables. So much in fact that this is one of the only SFW photos of him with vegetables that I’m legally allowed to post.
Imagine waking up in pitch black with the following on top of you
- Full Size Watermelon
- Vegetables
- 25 Scarves
- 4 Throw Pillows
- 3 Hat Boxes
- Throw Blanket
Yeah…you would freak out too!
Words of Wisdom:
Don’t fall asleep early on special trip to Michigan when all your friends have an abundance of worthless Beer Stickers. Mischief will ensue.
Drunk decisions are amazing. Only Dave uses plastic as a blanket.
Maintaining a balance in life isn’t easy. Knowing one’s limitations is the key to success. In Dave’s case, limitations are more like suggestions. After 30 mins of aggressive basketball in 99 degree weather, you’ll find Dave melting away in a patio chair. You earned this one, my friend!
Dave is sitting in style in a Ford 150 Platinum. I’ve been told this is the best sleep he has ever had. Clearly we all haven’t been living our best lives.