St. Paddy's Day 2019Rules to follow when bar-tending St. Paddy’s Day:- Don’t take a shot with everyone, EVERYTIME- Listen to your friends warnings about taking too many shots
Galena Trip 2019Dave is sitting in style in a Ford 150 Platinum. I’ve been told this is the best sleep he has ever had. Clearly we all haven’t been living our best lives.
Kalamazoo 2019 for Bruce's BirthdayAfter briefly losing consciousness at dinner, Dave rallied for another hour before accepting defeat.In this photo, we will find our friend Dave on the floor of the Radisson Suites hotel in Kalamazoo. His current resources are:- 1 Hotel Pillow- 1 Hotel Light Blanket- 1 Bed Footer AccentOur boy was prepared here, and I think we all give the man credit when credit is due. Cheers!
2019 Friends Trip to GalenaDave is definitely a creature of comfort. In this photo we will find Dave resting on an ottoman after an extremely straining road trip. Not many can stay awake 2 hours and 15 mins in a car ALL AT ONCE. Cheers, my friend. Keep setting the bar whenever you can.
Galena Trip 2019Bold choices are made by bold people. Who would want to sleep in an arm chair (to Dave’s right), or a king size bed (to Dave’s left)? We all could really learn a thing or two here, maybe.
Kalamazoo 2019 for Bruce's Birthday1. Eat Reese’s then pass out on floor2. Get mad at everyone when they try to wake you up at 9pm on your best friend’s birthday gathering in another state3. Sleep through the entire car ride home to Chicago
St. Paddy's 2019Oh no! Someone has disturbed the sleeping bear. Hide your picnic baskets!
Kalamazoo 2019 for Bruce's BirthdayRed Blank, CheckRed Vase, CheckRed Eyes, Check
Random Weekend at Shane'sBig props to Kelley for balancing a TV on Dave’s torso. One wrong move either would result in a broken monitor, or a fat bottom lip
Random Weekend at Shane'sDave LOVES his vegetables. So much in fact that this is one of the only SFW photos of him with vegetables that I’m legally allowed to post.
Random Weekend at Shane'sImagine waking up in pitch black with the following on top of you- Full Size Watermelon- Vegetables- 25 Scarves- 4 Throw Pillows- 3 Hat Boxes- Throw BlanketYeah…you would freak out too!
Kalamazoo 2019 for Bruce's BirthdayWords of Wisdom:Don’t fall asleep early on special trip to Michigan when all your friends have an abundance of worthless Beer Stickers. Mischief will ensue.
Kalamazoo 2019 for Bruce's BirthdayDrunk decisions are amazing. Only Dave uses plastic as a blanket.
Dodecathlon 2019Maintaining a balance in life isn’t easy. Knowing one’s limitations is the key to success. In Dave’s case, limitations are more like suggestions. After 30 mins of aggressive basketball in 99 degree weather, you’ll find Dave melting away in a patio chair. You earned this one, my friend!
David Angry at Kelley May
Sleepy Dave Drifting Away
Dave breaking it down, then immediately needs a Nap
Dave uncommonly awake dancing before bedtime
TFSB Got Talent - Inter-office Talent Show Rainbow Connection & Barbara Ann Parody Medley
Dave's Goings Away Final Video
Dave is sitting in style in a Ford 150 Platinum. I’ve been told this is the best sleep he has ever had. Clearly we all haven’t been living our best lives.